2007/07/07

Girls, makeup and lies

Why do girls lie when it comes to admitting to wearing makeup?

Tis so obvious that some have caked their faces in it/photoshopped their pics so it looks as if they have flawless skin and yet when they are questioned about it, they deny it as if we are stupid.

If you're wearing makeup then just admit to doing so, there is no crime in wearing it, nobody is going to believe that you have naturally flawless skin which is all evenly toned.

I hardly ever wear foundation and you can tell when I have it on, and I tell people I am wearing it, why lie? You're the one who ends up looking like an idiot, you haven't fooled anybody.

I know a girl who lays it on with a trowel and she tells people as much and the guys look at her as if she is diseased, even though she still manages to look very polished. I also know another girl who has the "natural" look going down (or so she thinks) she wears a large amount of makeup and the men all line up just to speak to her because she has natural beauty (i.e. she doesn't admit to wearing any makeup at all, even though she wears more than trowel girl). On a typical day, au naturel is wearing:
  1. Primer
  2. Moisturiser
  3. Liquid foundation
  4. Powder foundation (to set it all in place innit!)
  5. Eyelid primer
  6. Natural coloured eyeshadow times three (eyelid, browbone and undereye)
  7. Eyelash primer
  8. Three mascaras
  9. Lipbalm
  10. Lipstick
  11. Lipgloss
  12. Lip liner

And after all that, the guy still think she looks the same in the daytime as she does when she has woken up.

Ain't no shame in wearing it ladies!

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