you're going to ring me, grow some balls and actually say something.
Wanker.
Yeah, you know who you are.
Next time I won't be so polite.
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2007/07/04
2007/06/29
Idiots on the tube
So I were on the tube today, on the way to Ealing Broadway and there were two freshies sitting in front of me.
I was reading away (Modern History of Britain is sexcellent I tells thee) and listening to the old iPod and I had to answer the phone, I noticed that the two freshies were talking about me in Punjabi, thinking I wouldn't understand, I let them carry on doing so.
The train terminated and we were getting off it and one of them decided to grab my bum, what a wanker. I told him there and then in Punjabi that I understood every single word they said about me and that if they wanted to stay in this country on their expired student visas (they said something about this themselves, I'm not assuming..though most of the time the assumption tis true) they should get a move on because I could quite easily phone to police and get them deported, heh..I have never seen people move so fast.
Why do people make such judgments of you, just because you're brown and you live in England, doesn't mean you don't understand your mum's mother tongue, bunch of wankers. This is why I hate freshies, they come over to MY country (heh) and perv on the girls instead of trying to better themselves, no wonder the white folk can't stand them, if they cause their own fellow brownies this much offence, tis no wonder the *** are gaining power. Which reminds me, tis quite ironic how the *** can only manage a seat in *******..dickheads.
I'm in quite a sweary mood today, must be the aloneness, oh woe is me!
Yeah, I changed a few letters due to my blog attracting unwanted attention.
I was reading away (Modern History of Britain is sexcellent I tells thee) and listening to the old iPod and I had to answer the phone, I noticed that the two freshies were talking about me in Punjabi, thinking I wouldn't understand, I let them carry on doing so.
The train terminated and we were getting off it and one of them decided to grab my bum, what a wanker. I told him there and then in Punjabi that I understood every single word they said about me and that if they wanted to stay in this country on their expired student visas (they said something about this themselves, I'm not assuming..though most of the time the assumption tis true) they should get a move on because I could quite easily phone to police and get them deported, heh..I have never seen people move so fast.
Why do people make such judgments of you, just because you're brown and you live in England, doesn't mean you don't understand your mum's mother tongue, bunch of wankers. This is why I hate freshies, they come over to MY country (heh) and perv on the girls instead of trying to better themselves, no wonder the white folk can't stand them, if they cause their own fellow brownies this much offence, tis no wonder the *** are gaining power. Which reminds me, tis quite ironic how the *** can only manage a seat in *******..dickheads.
I'm in quite a sweary mood today, must be the aloneness, oh woe is me!
Yeah, I changed a few letters due to my blog attracting unwanted attention.
2007/06/26
Gordon Ramsey
This man is a joke, professionally.
Not only is he a joke, he is also a sell-out of the highest degree.
I never understood why he didn't like Ainsley Harriot and Antony Worrall Thomson, now I do.
I remember back in the day when he had his first programme on TV and he was seen as a real fresh face, a break from the staged cheffery (tis a word I swear), he swore like you do when you're under pressure and if you fucked it up, he told you as much.
Then he got his other show, then he got famous.
I remember him saying back when he was unfamous that when he became famous he would never sell out and be in ads for certain cooking utensils and that he would never write any books like the two gentlemen mentioned above.
Seems to me that Gordy should have kept his mouth shut as this is exactly what he has done, I have seen him in an ad for a very masculine kitchen commodity..teacups. He has also released numerous cooking books and he still admonishes the two gentleman above (and many others) for doing the same.
Maybe next time Gordon, you should keep your mouth shut, but oh no, God forbid you do that as you are all about the showmanship, the "I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about me, I swear, I'm a hard man..who cooks".
His swearing might have been refreshing back in the day when cooking was full of politeness and Delia Smith and her cardigans but now his jig is up, it is clear to anyone who is human and above the age of 14 that he swears for effect, it is no longer believable, I liken his show to watching films like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, whereby a mockney writes something which he thinks is a true representation of gangster life, nobody, not even gangsters swear that much, it is so very clearly overly written and comical (thus, why I love these films so).
Gordon presents himself as such a hardman by the flagrant use of swearing, I think it is a cover for him being a sensitive man in reality. I have been watching the F Word as I have been forced to watch it and Gordon is unable to do the following "hard man" things:
Not only is he a joke, he is also a sell-out of the highest degree.
I never understood why he didn't like Ainsley Harriot and Antony Worrall Thomson, now I do.
I remember back in the day when he had his first programme on TV and he was seen as a real fresh face, a break from the staged cheffery (tis a word I swear), he swore like you do when you're under pressure and if you fucked it up, he told you as much.
Then he got his other show, then he got famous.
I remember him saying back when he was unfamous that when he became famous he would never sell out and be in ads for certain cooking utensils and that he would never write any books like the two gentlemen mentioned above.
Seems to me that Gordy should have kept his mouth shut as this is exactly what he has done, I have seen him in an ad for a very masculine kitchen commodity..teacups. He has also released numerous cooking books and he still admonishes the two gentleman above (and many others) for doing the same.
Maybe next time Gordon, you should keep your mouth shut, but oh no, God forbid you do that as you are all about the showmanship, the "I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about me, I swear, I'm a hard man..who cooks".
His swearing might have been refreshing back in the day when cooking was full of politeness and Delia Smith and her cardigans but now his jig is up, it is clear to anyone who is human and above the age of 14 that he swears for effect, it is no longer believable, I liken his show to watching films like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, whereby a mockney writes something which he thinks is a true representation of gangster life, nobody, not even gangsters swear that much, it is so very clearly overly written and comical (thus, why I love these films so).
Gordon presents himself as such a hardman by the flagrant use of swearing, I think it is a cover for him being a sensitive man in reality. I have been watching the F Word as I have been forced to watch it and Gordon is unable to do the following "hard man" things:
- (I have waited an age to use a bullet point list so I feel I am justified in using one to get this point across)
- DIY, he couldn't even nail felt to a fucking roof and even I can fucking do that, and I'm a fucking girl! (see, I'm getting into Gordon mode)
- Shoot a deer, he acted the big man when it came time to do it and he even brought the carcass of a deer into his restaurant which, may I just point out must go against every single health and safety regulation there is. When it was time for action, he couldn't man up
- Other things shall be added once I remember or am reminded by Simon
2007/06/24
Some people
Should really shut up if they don't wish to hear home truths.
Why are you being so brave when you KNOW that your own family ain't so perfect?
If I was you, I'd keep it zipped because someone could turn around and pick VALID faults about you.
Don't meddle in the business of other folk until your own life is perfect, idiot.
Funny how I am seen as being repressed by my parents because my hair is long and your hair is cut, stupid arse, maybe I am trying to grow it? And if I was you, I wouldn't be talking about being repressed, at least my parents allowed me out of the house when I was at uni. I shant type any more about YOU, as you personally aren't worth the effort.
Meh, live your life how you wish to live it and stop complaining about what I do. Do I complain about how other people run their affairs? No, because I have enough trouble trying to run my own, implicit in that is the fact that I do have affairs. Unlike you. Typical repressed Indian housewife acting like she has a life, must be a sad existence, haha, I would like to see how you would cope if you actually did have a life. "Let me shop from home because I'm rich and can't mix with the poor who shop in supermarkets", tis always those who show off the most that have something to hide.
God! Why was I born into a family where wankshaftery and dickheadness is the order of the day?
Why can't people just keep their traps shut and not cause problems for other people, what still gets me is how certain people have the cheek to spread shit about others and their own family situation is far from perfect, tis a lame attempt to curry favour with your own parents simply because you are unable to produce an heir, heh...your daughters will have a right time when they get older and realise that they are defect children, do you not think the outside world doesn't question why you have so many kids, none of whom can carry on your name? Heh, then you have the cheek to laugh at those who actually have kids to carry on their name, you keep on laughing, everyone knows the joke is on you.
There is one person who I respect immensly, she has well and truly fought for her right to party and I commend her for doing so, I only wish she had been stronger to do it before but I am so happy she has finally emancipated herself, she knows who she is and she also knows that I will love her for life, her and her gorgeous kids.
Why are you being so brave when you KNOW that your own family ain't so perfect?
If I was you, I'd keep it zipped because someone could turn around and pick VALID faults about you.
Don't meddle in the business of other folk until your own life is perfect, idiot.
Funny how I am seen as being repressed by my parents because my hair is long and your hair is cut, stupid arse, maybe I am trying to grow it? And if I was you, I wouldn't be talking about being repressed, at least my parents allowed me out of the house when I was at uni. I shant type any more about YOU, as you personally aren't worth the effort.
Meh, live your life how you wish to live it and stop complaining about what I do. Do I complain about how other people run their affairs? No, because I have enough trouble trying to run my own, implicit in that is the fact that I do have affairs. Unlike you. Typical repressed Indian housewife acting like she has a life, must be a sad existence, haha, I would like to see how you would cope if you actually did have a life. "Let me shop from home because I'm rich and can't mix with the poor who shop in supermarkets", tis always those who show off the most that have something to hide.
God! Why was I born into a family where wankshaftery and dickheadness is the order of the day?
Why can't people just keep their traps shut and not cause problems for other people, what still gets me is how certain people have the cheek to spread shit about others and their own family situation is far from perfect, tis a lame attempt to curry favour with your own parents simply because you are unable to produce an heir, heh...your daughters will have a right time when they get older and realise that they are defect children, do you not think the outside world doesn't question why you have so many kids, none of whom can carry on your name? Heh, then you have the cheek to laugh at those who actually have kids to carry on their name, you keep on laughing, everyone knows the joke is on you.
There is one person who I respect immensly, she has well and truly fought for her right to party and I commend her for doing so, I only wish she had been stronger to do it before but I am so happy she has finally emancipated herself, she knows who she is and she also knows that I will love her for life, her and her gorgeous kids.
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