Imagine

if you only had one bumcheek

i.e. that was the standard issue, nobody had two..it was one huge cheek going from one side of your hips to the other.

This has been the office discussion this morning.

I think one would be great, simply because there would be no need for thongs, unless you wanted to wear it on the side so it would be on your hip/leg.

But, would it be as comfy as having two? Two are great because they share the burden of your body, would one be up to the job?

It is currently being debated, along with a mixture of human rights issues, medical law and Ogden Tables (that's one for you actuaries out there).

The result shall be recorded in due time.